I always view the forums by "latest post". It's easier to see what's new across the board that way.

This view now has 333 pages.

We're half-way there.

Regards,
Darryl
www.darrylbeckford.co.uk

Damn. Someone's noticed that this site is no more than a front for the customer-service side of no less than Hell itself...

Typical script:

"Good afternoon, welcome to Hell. Please choose from one of the following options:

Press 1 for Purgatory
Press 2 for Eternal Damnation
Press 3 for Judgement
Press 4 for Pain
Press 5 for Torment

...or hold and a customer service advisor will take your call. To hear this message again, sin once...."

etc. etc.

Johnzebub, Architect and Diabolist (in training :-)

Aren't there supposed to be 7 levels on the IVR for hell?

DaveA

Ensure that the IVR option you need/seek is never attainable. We call this Limbo.

Johnzebub, Imp At The Gates Of Customer Service, The Horned One

Our Brand consultants have identified the correct IVR for customers in keeping with the total product that is "Damnation" is:

Press 1 for "someone to take ownership of your query"
Press 2 for "our excellent customercentric service"
Press 3 for "the total brand experience"
Press 4 for "an open and supportive management culture"
Press 5 for "one & done servicing by trained and enthusiastic staff"
etc....

The IVR to hell is paved with good intentions